asian:

 
takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy
theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

octillerize:

real big fan of the tumblr message system, absolutely love shooting carefully composed messages into the void without any evidence of receipt on the other end

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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